The F-ANT-astic
HOME
This is the F-ANT-astic HOME.
What the heck F-ANT-astic mean?
It's one of the
contests'
matters!
Well this is the place where the FreeAnt lives
and when you press HOME you get in here.
There's nothing strange on this page
but, since everyone has the right
to have a HOME, why shouldn't I?
Ecological Site!
This site is made of
100% recycled electrons!
Unremarkable Notes
I know this site is not too large.
Still few pages you can find here.
Well, since I'm from Italy I've directed
my efforts towards the Italian division.
Anyway I'm actively working for the English one,
to make it glossier day after day.
You say I am overdoing?
Be back soon and you'll see!
When you'll be back, you will find
lots of sections here, in the left column called
These sections are in absolutely-without-meaning sequence.
I love this mess!
Mr. INDEX has some flashing bulbs.
Sorry for color-blind people.
They are Red, Yellow and green but it isn't a traffic light.
Every color has its meaning:
earnest matters
not that serious
sillies
Finally, I beg your pardon for my English.
First of all, you'll find lots of grammar errors
secondly there are many different styles here:
surfing the net led me to read from many different
people, each with their writing style: English ones,
Americans, Australians and other funny folks
such as Italians or Asians writing English.
The result is an amazing weird blending.
Nevertheless I'll consider myself satisfied
if it's at least understandable.
You loved that sweet E.T.?
You think that extraterrestrials
are really there? You think that
they have trumpet-shaped ears?
You absolutely believe in either
Marvin, the Paranoid Android
or in Eccentrica Gallumbits,
the triple-breasted whore from planet Eroticon Six,
whose erogenous zone begins 4 miles from her,
even if you haven't the 3 necessary hands
to cope with her and that three... er... things?
Well the moment has come!
Now you can see if you have spent
a whole life believing in falsehood!
SETI
HOORAY!
During the last night of the millennium
FreeAnt has reached the target of
Units!
February 21st, 2000: And then they were
Want to see how FreeAnt did rank
on his last? Just Press
HERE
Since March, 7th 2000 FreeAnt's efforts
to find ET have been gathered with the one
of a group called
FePaReBoBaMoPaBo
This group has a really weird site you
may look at just clicking the Group's name above.
Unfortunately it's in Italian but I'm sure
you will appreciate the INTRO :)
On August, 11th 2000 at 09:04:21am
the Group has arrived on reach of
work units crunched.
On Dec, 15th 2000 at, oh, forgot the hour,
say around 9am
the Group has rounded the
work units buoy.
And still we haven't get tired! ;)
To see FePaReBoBaMoPaBo in Italy, press
HERE
and look for The Group in the Top 10!
On March the 7th, 2001
the first birthday of the
FreeAnt -- FePaReBoBaMoPaBo
Joint Venture. All the best!
A gigantic-sized THANK YOU to
AKA Sylvia Nigger, for immolating her
computer for the sake of FreeAnt's ranking...
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