ThanX

I feel the need to express my gratitude to some people.

This site has been realized partly with genuine ideas but the most important part is due to cues from others. Without these precious people living around me, you wouldn't read these words.
Sometimes unaware help such as the one from friends always about encouraging my efforts about the site, even if I know it sure isn't the whole truth.
The number of eye-hits is around 10 millions a day, though. I can consider me satisfied by this goal (www.microsoft.com, take a look at the counter...)

Here you have seen earnest things and bullshit. Writing sillies isn't that simple: neither having always good taste in it. I want you to tell me if you feel I haven't been correct in something, however.
On the other hand, not interposing easy-reading material between serious things, well, it could have been a boring site, agree? There are too many worries in the real world and I think that getting a sincere smile here and there is fine. I hope I've succeeded in making you smile and in making you think.


Well, we better get started now...

To friends Bruzzi and the Pigpen Guards
These sites are strictly in Italian but if you have even only a fuzzy knowledge of this language, they are worth a look. They are the unaware responsibles of the time you wasted here. If I never visited their sites the FreeAnt Net never existed. And I haven't had the pleasure to have you as a guest.

To Mister Barilla, who as soon as will find his logo crippled that way, oh well, I hope that the killers take good aim so they will kill me at the first shot, I couldn't stand being finished off after several time. What? What is the point with Barilla? OK, I have an awful thing to tell you: the Pasta Gorilla doesn't exist!
I know, it's really hard to believe but you'll see, take your time, the sorrow will soothe. Keep away your fingers from the nose. By the way, neither the SNOT Killer exists. And neither the Jet Suppositories. We've got some problems with the gasoline version because of a backfire hideously harmful for groin hair. So the diesel version is at the moment under testing. If you do not have the faintest idea about all this stuff take a look at the NEWS! section.

Many thanks to Alfa Romeo, Isotta Fraschini and Volvo Penta, for having unconsciously offered as engines for my Internet site. They also will kill me when they will become aware of it. If this can make the punishment mildier, I can say that Alfa Romeo are my favourite cars, Isotta Fraschini means to me reliability, powerfulness and sturdiness and Volvo Penta, well, when I will become scandalously rich my yacht will have a Volvo Penta aboard.

To Montezuma many many thanks. He gave us his Curse as an effective weapon. This way you can have your vengeance on anybody without causing permanent damages.
For those folks who don't know what the hell it is, I'm going to explain: the Montezuma Curse is a particularly strong sort of explosive diarrhea, an incontinency that eruptive that neither the most unwavering sphincter control can do something against.
The Curse recipient should better not get too far from the toilet: my advice is a fully tiled bathroom because, due to high speed gushing, the spatters smear all what is on their reach.

To all those I stole copyrighted material to: I want to let them know that it has been completely unconscious about any restrictions.
I'd be grateful to you if you will be so kind to tell me writing to: you.robbed.it.but.I.forgive.you@freeant.net so that I can cite the source. If the publication of such material isn't exactly free, I will hurry in taking it off with thousand apologies; you have to write to: first.take.away.it.then.apologize.grovelling.in.the.dust@freeant.net

If they will be that fine ask their attorney to write to give me their lawyer's office regards, well I withdraw the ThanX and, anyway...

May the Montezuma Curse be with you

A really BIG Thank You! to all those who have been laughed at and to all those who are here without authorization as by privacy rules regulations. If they instead would be pleased to let me know their lawyer's health condition, please see the previous paragraph. Being accurate, right at the end of the previous paragraph.

Thanks to all the beta testers inspecting my site with the most improbable browsers hunting for incompatibilities. They anyway do know that I won't lift a finger to make it compatible with browsers so diffused that are used by two or maybe three people around the world at the moment. THANK YOU :)

Finally a big thank you to YOU, following me as far as here.

It has surely been quite a bad job
for you to do; but someone had to...

Hey, the thanking section hasn't finished yet.
BRB!